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About Me Member Lurker Jen18/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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LAABOR DAAAAY

Mon Sep 7, 2009, 10:09 AM
  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: Train to Maimi- Steel Pole Bathtub
  • Reading: Invisible Monsters- Chuck Palahniuk
  • Watching: Guinea pigs spazzing
  • Playing: Fallout 3. Spla-bloosh
  • Eating: Frosted animal crackers
  • Drinking: Diet pepsi
Curse ye, ye tagging bastard.



001. Real name → Jennifer, but calling me that will result in punches.
002. Nickname(s) → Jen, and the thing people at work call me THAT MAKES ME WANT TO STRANGLE A PUPPY.
003. Zodiac sign → Taurus.
004. Male or female → *Grabs chest*
005. Elementary → BMEE
006. Middle School → BMMS
007. High School → BMHS
008. Hair color → Naturally dark brown, dyed black.
009. Long or short → Long, I suppose. Mid-back length.
010. Loud or Quiet → Known to teachers as a quiet girl, known to my friends as a freaking spazz.
011. Sweats or Jeans → I don't even remember the last time i wore sweats...
012. Phone or Camera → Camera.
013. Health freak → Not really...ok no, not at all. The way I figure, the more exposure we get to germs the better our immune systems become.
014. Drink or Smoke? → Nah. Not gonna smoke, I've seen what it can do to a person too many times. Though I will probably get smashed on my 21st birthday.
015. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yes. Now be quiet.
016. Eat or Drink → Well, if I had to pick one, drinking, because I'd get an extra two weeks of life than if i chose eating.
017. Piercings → *Shoves metal spikes through ears*
018. Tattoos → Can't really think of anything I want on me forever. Plus the whole "I can't take even the slightest amount of pain" thing.

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane → Several times.
020. Been in a car accident → *glues mirror back on*. Oh, and this weekend some guy ran a stoplight, nearly smashing into us, and then started yelling at me.
021. Been in a fist fight → I punched some bitch in the face when I was like 12.

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing → Ears. Then that closed. Then ears again. They closed again. Now ears a third time.
023. First best friend → Jen in preschool. Yeeeahhh she kinda turned into a bitch...
025. First award → I got an arbitrary 'you play soccer gud lol" metal...I think we also got one of those first-grader self-esteem awards for preforming in ballet class, not sure which came first.
026. First crush → Kid in first grade.
028. First big vacation → Uhhh...We went to Busch Gardens when I was still in a stroller, and I can remember some o' that...

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to → My mom, she jut came in my room to ask me when I worked today.
030. Last person you texted → Jimmie.
031. Last person you watched a movie with → Incubus with Marie and Jimmie. That movie was TERRIBLE.
032. Last food you ate → Frosted animal crackers...
033. Last movie you watched → Incubus. Goddamn I want to stab the director.
034. Last song you listened to → Music or the Misery by Fall Out Boy
035. Last thing you bought → A tape-deck player for my car for my iPod, if that made any sense.
036. Last person you hugged → Me mum.

FAVES:
037. Foods → Anything with caramel, crab, strawberry cheesecake
038. Drinks → Cream soda, pomegranate tea, lattes.
039. Clothing → Black graphic tees...if my jeans are black that day I'll wear something bright, probably purple...Occasional 'going-out' clothes, i.e. something that has my tits everywhere.
040. Book → Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk
041. Music → Alternative, Ska, Metal, Rock, basically anything that's not country or rap.
042. Flower → Passionflower; they look like crazy alien 'Imma eat yo face' flowers.
043. Colors → Dark purple, red, black
044. Movies → Silence of The Lambs, Coraline, Vegas Vampires (AAAHAHAHAHAHA), and of course, the Hellsing OVAs as a vital part of your fangirl/boy daily requirements.
045. Shoes → Chucks or Vans or flip flops. Or if I can get away with it, what Marie calls my "Hooker Sandels" XD
046. Subjects → Ceramics, Humanities, Biology, Anatomy, Art

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [ ] kissed in the snow (That would get your pantlegs all damp and cold and your lips would freeze...Do you know what snow is like!?)
048. [x] celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] had your heart broken
050. [ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone (I barely use my cell phone D:)
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation (When I first started work they hazed me with questions)
052. [ ] came out of the closet (I heart the menfolk)
053. [ ] gotten pregnant ('E CAN'T 'OLD 'IS BAY-BAY)
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted
056. [x] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy (All the freakin' time ._.)
059. [x] met someone who changed your life
060. [x] pretended to be sick (Get out of school, tests, gym when I forget my gym clothes, etc)
061. [ ] left the country
062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it. (Ba-sushi)
063. [x] cried over the silliest thing. (*Is a girl*)
064. [x] ran a mile (Three times. Fuck you, twelve-minute-mile.)
065. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend(s) (I hate the beach D:<;)
066. [x] stay single the whole year (*sigh*)

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Nothin'
068. Drinking → Diet Pepsi. I can't even tolerate normal soda anymore...
069. I'm about to → Get out of my pajamas
070. Listening to → COPS playing too loud on the TV in the living room.
071. Plans for today/tomorrow → School. Ughh...
072. Waiting for → Vacation in two weeks, Otakon next year

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → ...I...Hate...Children.
074. Want to get married? → Yes plz.
075. Careers in mind → Large-animal vet or ceramics artist

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes → Eyes.
077. Shorter or taller? → Pfffttt, if I went shorter I'd have to date a primordial dwarf. Look it up, BITCHES.
078. Romantic or spontaneous → If you're talking "Oh look I accidentally went to a strip club and somehow paid for a blowjob" as spontaneous, then the other one.
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → ...Abs...
080. Sensitive or loud → Sensitive, but not pussywhipped.
081. Hookup or relationship → Relationship. Hookup brings to mind one-night stands and "OH FUCK I HAS A BABY"
082. Troublemaker or hesitant → ...Troublemaker. Yeeeahhh I like the crazy bastard types XD

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → *fumbles around blindly*
084. Ran away from home → Once, and my parents freaked. I was only at the playground like two blocks away...
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense → Does brandishing my musket from the Alucards count? Ahh, Otakon, what fun.
086. Killed somebody → Would anyone really answer this question 'yes'?
087. Broken someone's heart → Not intentionally...
088. Been arrested → Naw. I did get escorted back to my parents by a mall cop when I was 6 though...
089. Cried when someone died → All the time. Family and pets. Even if I didn't know them, I get teary. I'm a bit of a wuss when it comes to the loss of my or others loved ones.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → Usually, except when I get those 'what if' thoughts that come around when I'm bored.
091. Miracles → Ya.
092. Love at first sight → If you're basing true love on the looks of a person you're gonna be miserable.
093. Heaven → Yes.
094. Santa Clause → OMG PRESENTS. (I'm seven-fucking-teen)
095. Sex on the first date → OH BABY- no.
096. Kiss on the first date → If you mean that in the 'sucking-face' way, no, that's fucking trashy.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Sure
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → I'd like a few things to change, sure.
099. Do you believe in God → Yes.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people and why → No.

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  • Current Residence: No where interesting
  • Interests: Hellsing and horror games, the perfect nightmare fuel
  • Favourite movie: Right now? Sweeney Todd
  • Favourite band or musician: Fall Out Boy
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative
  • Favourite artist: Dali's works are pretty neat. He's also got a great mustache.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Chuck Palahniuk
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod
  • Favourite game: Bioshock
  • Favourite gaming platform: 360 or PS2...Ah, Drakkengaurd, what fun...
  • Favourite cartoon character: Alucard (who the hell did you think?)
  • Personal Quote: LIES!
  • Tools of the Trade: Ceramics, pencils, chalk pastels, and a camera

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